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Join Date: 6 May 2008
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what's happening ??? can't cope when i'm sober at this time of evening.... try that riston link, sends you to sleep, does me anysways..... gunite..
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#1692 |
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Um, no?
Did anyone watch the Super Bowl? -Marek
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No.
Is American football like rugby, but with everyone all padded up because they are wimps?
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No, not really...rugby is much more exciting.
Is cricket like baseball, except in cricket you can't scratch your balls or chew on dip? -Marek
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Join Date: 18 Jan 2010
Location: Weardale, very weird
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No,
Cricket is ( according to a journalist of The Sunday Times ) even worse than Golf and the very most boring sport on this small planet. Apparently not even English people do understand it and was played with most fun in a far away Galaxy by the eleven snow white robots, who came down to Earth just to take the trophy after the game of 1963 (if I remember well), where England won against Australia (Ref.: Douglas Adam, "Hitchhiker through the Galaxy") But people love to sit on the sde of the field with huge picnic boxes, and then yes, you can scratch your balls and chew on dip. Will ours fishies be still alive in the morning ? |
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Sex King of the Balkans
Join Date: 19 Mar 2007
Location: wallis (or futuna), or both, or most likely neither and its Cardiff really
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Yes. But don't blame me if they are not.
Isn't 'glib' a fantastic word?
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Join Date: 18 Jan 2010
Location: Weardale, very weird
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Yes, it is wonderful;
i think it means, what happens since one hour or so in my head. Do I become a fish, if I don't stop staring in the tank ? |
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Sex King of the Balkans
Join Date: 19 Mar 2007
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No, you are already the fish, the 'creature in the tank' is actually watching you....
Is it worrying to have sat here and watched the whole of Eggheads, University Challenge and Only Connect one after the other and be still waiting to get a question right?
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#1699 |
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No.
Are you still sitting there? -Marek
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Sex King of the Balkans
Join Date: 19 Mar 2007
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Yes.
Did I get that one right?
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