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Old 08-02-10, 01:26 AM   #1691
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what's happening ??? can't cope when i'm sober at this time of evening.... try that riston link, sends you to sleep, does me anysways..... gunite..

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Old 08-02-10, 04:44 PM   #1692
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Um, no?
Did anyone watch the Super Bowl?
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Old 08-02-10, 05:24 PM   #1693
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No.

Is American football like rugby, but with everyone all padded up because they are wimps?
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Old 08-02-10, 06:25 PM   #1694
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No, not really...rugby is much more exciting.
Is cricket like baseball, except in cricket you can't scratch your balls or chew on dip?
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Old 08-02-10, 08:50 PM   #1695
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No,
Cricket is ( according to a journalist of The Sunday Times ) even worse than Golf and the very most boring sport on this small planet.
Apparently not even English people do understand it and was played with most fun in a far away Galaxy by the eleven snow white robots, who came down to Earth just to take the trophy after the game of 1963 (if I remember well), where England won against Australia (Ref.: Douglas Adam, "Hitchhiker through the Galaxy")

But people love to sit on the sde of the field with huge picnic boxes, and then yes, you can scratch your balls and chew on dip.

Will ours fishies be still alive in the morning ?
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Old 08-02-10, 09:10 PM   #1696
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Yes. But don't blame me if they are not.

Isn't 'glib' a fantastic word?
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Old 08-02-10, 09:20 PM   #1697
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Yes, it is wonderful;
i think it means, what happens since one hour or so in my head.

Do I become a fish, if I don't stop staring in the tank ?
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Old 08-02-10, 09:25 PM   #1698
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No, you are already the fish, the 'creature in the tank' is actually watching you....

Is it worrying to have sat here and watched the whole of Eggheads, University Challenge and Only Connect one after the other and be still waiting to get a question right?
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No.
Are you still sitting there?
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Old 09-02-10, 05:47 PM   #1700
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Yes.

Did I get that one right?
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