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Old 04-02-10, 08:51 PM   #11
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Must just be me then...thought it was pretty dull
dull dull dull dull, dull as a grey cloud in front of a grey sky during an eclipse whilst watching 53 episodes of deadenders, D U L L.
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Old 04-02-10, 08:56 PM   #12
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Do I need to find you something silly on YouTube to ensure your humour finds you again?

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Yes but make sure its funny e.g.comedy notsome pale pisswater concoction dreamt up by some americanas they are only slightly higher in their inability to be funny as the Germans, just as the Germans have no word for "whoopee cushion" so to the Elmers have no word for "comedy"
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Old 04-02-10, 09:27 PM   #13
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Are you insinuating that the Germans don't appreciate comedy? They embrace the EU don't they and thats pure comedy!

It made me giggle... maybe it requires a certain humour to appreciate it, or maybe I just laugh when someone makes a joke about boobies... I don't see you coming up with a clip of comedy genius Steve.. what makes you laugh then?

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Old 04-02-10, 10:12 PM   #14
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you should patent this for those who have trouble sleeping
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Old 04-02-10, 10:38 PM   #15
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Are you insinuating that the Germans don't appreciate comedy? They embrace the EU don't they and thats pure comedy!

It made me giggle... maybe it requires a certain humour to appreciate it, or maybe I just laugh when someone makes a joke about boobies... I don't see you coming up with a clip of comedy genius Steve.. what makes you laugh then?

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also Bill Bailey,Russell Howard, Frankie Boyle plus loads of other funny British people, most yank humour is just slapstick and it died with the advent of the talking picture.
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Old 04-02-10, 11:09 PM   #16
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Oh Steve... Oh Steve... Steve Oh Steve Oh Steve Oh Steve....

You've committed not only a crime to the site, but equally a crime to the people of Britain. How you can have done such a thing is beyond comprehension, but seriously....

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I will retire for a little rest and relaxation after uttering the words...

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See now the whole thing has started again, I tried to relax and what happens, I meantion....

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See, do you see!!! It is happening every time, all I have to do is mention...

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Again, FFS, its almost impossible to remain calm because everytime...

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, this is getting ridiculous, surely I can mention the name....

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ArggggghhhhhhhH!!! Okay, so I don't think he's a great comedian but when....

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh bugger it, I might as well just say his name over and over for all the good this is doing. Okay, get ready for it....

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's shit Steve. Plain and simple. He's a pimple on the arse of non-comedy. A man that needs to learn how to tell a joke. He'd be funnier if he was stood behind Bernard Manning, and Bernard is dead.

Come on, give me a better comedian that...

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argghhhhhh... okay, I'll just not say the name....

MARCUS BRIGSTOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...again. End of communication!

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Old 05-02-10, 06:22 AM   #17
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he's funnier that you Dewi
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MARCUS BRIGSTOKE? Who the hell is that???

Oh i get it, its probably one of those old comedians that only you old folk like!!
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Now I'm really worried 'cos it looks like Steve and I havew a similar sence of humour "4 candles"....

and Marcus at the Apollo was a good routine "any Americans in the room"
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